Funny Christmas Songs



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Product Features

  1. Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
  2. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
  3. Jingle Bells
  4. Twelve Gifts of Christmas, The - Allan Sherman
  5. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
  6. Nuttin' for Christmas
  7. A Christmas Carol
  8. Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer
  9. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas
  10. 12 Days of Christmas, The - Bob and Doug McKenzie
  11. Green Chri$Tma$
  12. I'm a Christmas Tree
  13. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
  14. Santa Claus and His Old Lady
  15. Christmas at Ground Zero
  16. Christmas Dragnet

Looking for Funny Christmas Songs

Once when I was in the mood for something funny during the hectic holiday season, I found some funny Christmas songs that picked up my spirits right away! If you feel the need for a little pick-me-up during this busy time, check out the funny Christmas songs we have found below. It's like a micro-vacation where you can re-energize your spirit and feel funny. Christmas songs are all over YouTube so we're picking the really wacky, silly, crazy funny Christmas songs for this page. Check back again to see if any new ones have been suggested, or join our mailing list to know when anything changes on this site.


"The 12 Pains of Christmas" with David Tennant as Doctor Who



"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" from Classic Funny Christmas Songs


Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

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Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Lyrics

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
Staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoof-prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking root beer and
Playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
Or send them back?
Send them back!!

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched
The hair on grandma's wig
I've warned all my
Friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves,
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves


"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" from 1953

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